Because Life in the Boomer Lane forgot to bring to the gym her copy of Aristotle’s Nicomachean Ethics, the book she currently reading, she was forced to pick up a copy of the September issue of Glamour from the Gold’s magazine rack.
Just when she was starting to carefully read “Readers Share Sex Things They Hate,” in order to make sure she wasn’t participating in any activity that most other people dislike, she was startled to notice an article on the facing page titled, “How Not to Get Divorced.” How not to get divorced is sort of important, considering the percentage of the population that was/is involved in divorcing/getting married/divorced/thinking of getting divorced/thinking of getting marrying again/thinking about nothing in particular. In America, there is one divorce every 13 seconds. That’s 6,646 divorces per day, and 46,523 divorce per week. That way more divorces than people.
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